Yeah we flanderized your boyfriend sorry
Yeah now he’s just a few of his most obvious character traits without any of his previous nuance, sorry
Sorry girl uh your boyfriend evolved into a crab. Yeah he has the ideal form now. He’s scuttling across the beach now. Yeah he’s having a great time.
hey, mrs clinton, hate to say it but we put your husband in a centrifuge. yeah, bill's his name, right? yeah, he's getting spun around like, really fast. sorry. can't let him out either. bill lives in the centrifuge now.
ugh really sorry to tell you this, but I accidentally flat-stanley’d your boyfriend. Yeah with a corkboard like in the book. BUT, hear me out here, you can wiggle him like laminated paper and hear him go weemp womp weemp womp now! There’s a pro and a con so it balances out
umm yeah sorry we stepped on a line and broke your boyfriend's spine. yeah so we could rhyme. he is in agony. and umm we're stepping on a crack to break his back next. sorry
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